Voter fraud uncovered

 Persistent claims of voters fraud and irregularities in the 2016 election led to the creation of a Congressional commission tasked with sorting out these thorny questions. With the intention to leave no stone unturned, the Commission pored over the records. At this point it is virtually  certain that up to 5 million, or one in every thirty votes, was a dud. With such massive fraud, a small sampling will reveal the truth, although the evidence is not yet conclusive.  However, the Commission stumbled upon another irregularity, this time with absentee ballots. In short, examination of the absentee ballots  indicated that about 3 million of them, all cast in favor of President Trump, originate form Trump hotels around the globe. Bartbright was first on the story (soundly beating the opposition media such as New York Times and Washington Post), and below are excerpts of an interview with Gillian Truway from Trump Hotel in Dubai.

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Bartbright: Gillian, what’s the story with absentee ballots for the US presidential election coming from Dubai?

Gillian Truway: Are you talking about our “Piece of America” promotion?

Bartbright: “Piece of America?”

Gillian Truway: With President Trump’s slogan being “America First,” we did not want our customers to feel like second-class citizens and this is how the “Piece of America” idea came about.

Bartbright: Interesting; could you explain more for our readers?

Gillian Truway: So we told our guests that the Trump Hotel in Dubai is a piece of America, and that they are Americans as long as they stay there. It was a huge  success. 

Bartbright: But there were not US citizens.

Gillian Truway: Of course not, we just told them that they were.

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A Congressional commission confirmed that the “Piece of America” campaign was also run in Scotland, Panama, Turkey, Korea, Uruguay, Brazil and the Philippines, and we pursued the leads. Soon after, Bartbright contacted Clinton McDuff at the CIA for more information, and here are excerpts of that interview.

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Bartbright: Anything that you can share with our readers on absentee voting for President Trump?

Clinton McDuff:  You mean “Piece of America.”

Bartbright:  The name rings a bell.

Clinton McDuff: “Piece of America” was a perfectly executed master stroke. Dubai, Scotland, and Panama were code-named “Florida;” Turkey and Korea - “Michigan;” Uruguay and Brazil - “”Wisconsin;” and the Philippines - “Ohio.”  All of them are known today as “surprise” states, where Trump scored a surprising victory.

Bartbright: So what exactly happened?

Clinton McDuff: Well, after the Trump hotel guests were made Americans for a day, they were given other tokens of citizenship, such as a US address and social security number and such. An absentee ballot was tied to a free drink in the hotel bar or other prizes. They really went the extra mile to make everybody feel American and to provide a sense of belonging.

Bartbright: Mamma mia!  Are you saying that these guests actually voted?

Clinton McDuff: Of course they voted, and it looks like it was a lot of fun. You can find pictures on social media of 4-year-old Kuwaitis filling out absentee ballots with the assistance of Trump hotel staff. 

Bartbright: Stunning. So Kuwaiti businessman and their families elected the American president?

Clinton McDuff: We call him President not-elect for a reason.

Bartbright:  This sounds like someone is in trouble. I venture it is not President Trump.